Another Pseudo- Feminist Bites The Dust…

Just when you think a mainstream celebrity is -FINALLY- representing feminism…utter disappointment sets in. Sorry Tina Fey, but this was an epic fail.

Sextolitics

Sextolitics: wherein an elected official engages in inappropriate uses of technology and information in the specific hope of getting with some hot, sweet action. A favored pasttime of both American political parties, sextolitics rarely ends in photographic evidence, but almost always in resignation and late night monologue jokes.

And now, for the ladies…

On January 30, SNL features host Jon Hamm, with musical guest Michael Bublé. Honestly, if I were sentenced to 25 years to life in a maximum security prison, I wouldn’t mind if either of these men were my cellmate. Good lord, maybe don’t set the bar so high, guys?

PS Can someone tell me the difference between Nasim Pedrad and Jenny Slate? Which one did “Doorbells”? I like that one.

How quickly nature falls into Revolt

I absolutely hated [the fact that I couldn't help but love] this movie.

Disgustingly funny. Embarrassingly pretentious. Mockingly self-aware. Juno meets Napoleon Dynamite. And yet…

I actively discourage you from spending any money to see this movie. But I also refuse to allow you to accept or even consider any of my recommendations. Chew on that.

Gateway

The Drug Abuse Resistance Education (D.A.R.E.) program cites a medical study that suggests, “Early cannabis use is associated with increased risks of progression to other illicit drug use,” in defense of its marijuana-as-a-gateway-drug policy. Some other gateways, and their ultimate destinations:

What People Should Really Name Their Pets

• Useless Waste of Money the Cat
• Walking Stuffed Animal the Pomeranian
• Cheaper Than an Alarm System the Hedgehog