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Only, Not In America

In Junk Food Vegetarian on June 16, 2010 at 7:37 pm

delicious ... forbiddenFor the uninitiated, this is called a “chip butty.” For the unanglian, that means this is a sandwich constructed of white bread, french fries, and ketchup.

I’ve heard horror stories about English cuisine. But nothing gives me more hope for my inevitable inaugural trip to the UK than the chip butty. For heaven’s sake, they wrote a song about it.

This would never happen in the United States. Not until I make it tonight. OM NOM NOM

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But what do you eat?

In Junk Food Vegetarian on January 6, 2010 at 11:01 pm

naturally deliciousNon-vegetarians often marvel at the ability of their more culinarily conscious (and more attractive) counterparts to consume any calories whatsoever. How do you eat without meat? It’s simple, friends. Four foods that even predators polish off, and rarely, if ever, involve meat:

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Good Morning, Battery Acid

In Junk Food Vegetarian on December 31, 2009 at 5:22 pm

don't even think about itThis morning, Starbucks was closed. It isn’t a national holiday nor is it a day of remembrance for the holocaust that Starbucks has visited upon everything culturally relevant or interesting over the past decade and a half. It was just closed.

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The Myrrh Diet!

In Junk Food Vegetarian on December 21, 2009 at 9:30 pm

myrrh-y christmasMaybe those Magi weren’t so crazy after all? Myrrh, one of the only three Christmas presents Jesus ever received, was reported to have potential health benefits, including lowering bad cholesterol. It joins some pretty interesting company.

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Hot Dog Scramble

In Junk Food Vegetarian on December 14, 2009 at 3:53 am

This recipe is delicious at any time of the day and takes practically no time to prepare. I play no favorites here: if you like using milkless milk, eggless eggs, and butterless butter, then by all means, eat your fake food. I’ve caught enough hell over the past five years for eating hot dogs made out of something other than pig guts that you can continue modifying tasty recipes to make them fit your Draconian standards.

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